After Playing Paper Mario for an Hour a Week Ago, I Relized how Awsome it Was.

First Off, You get To Play as A PAPER Mario, Secondly Princess Peach has been Captured By a Nutcase Trying to Open a Thousand Year Old Door, WHO AIN'T BOWSER FOR ONCE!

Thirdly, >D I Got Cursed By Some Black Chest, Who was All Insulting My Smartness. Yet-His Stupid Curse was Helpful. Moron Right back at You, Chest-y.

Four. >D I Love Playing as Bowser for about Five Seconds. Smashing Things is Fun... Peridod. Muhah.

Okay. I've Now, After A Week, Am On My... Fourth Star.

I'm stuck on That Key Island, Beating Up Little Flame Ghosties, Big Pink Bomb-Bombs, Stupid Black Bullets, and Blasters. STUPID.... -More Mouthing off-

I Finally Found another Ebbiiillll Black Chest. I Tell Him Off, Saying I've heard this before, You're Going to Curse me If I Open You, So Whatever, I need to Get Cursed So Tell Me Where the Heck That Black Key is, So You and You Purple Pastey-Faced Anger Can Tell me off and Curse my Sorry But. FOOL!

... Yeah. Mario Maybe said... Half those things. Yay! -Hems- So Now I'm Stuck Telling myself how Stupid Flavio is, And How Angry I Am at Myself for Not being able to find what to Do Next.

>3 Darnit.... I Think I'll Go back to Writting Storys for Fan-fiction.net After I finish this Next Star.

Damn. It's So Funny- When the Clasic Line Comes along, "HEY YOU IN FRONT OF THE T.V.! YEAH YOU! I know It's OBIOUS, Who I Am, BUT YOU'D BETER NOT TELL MARIO!"

"Yes, Mister Big Mouth." Goes me in front of the T.v., Snickering.

And Course- My little Yoshi, 'Hero' Starts Mouthing, "Poor dude Musta Gone off the Deep end, Hey Gonzells? There's No T.V. Anywhere Near. We're on an Island For Goodness Sakes."

Muhahah. So I say...

"HEY YOU IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN! Remeber to be Nice to Chests. They Might Just Curse You, turning you Paper thin. FOOL! MUHAHAH!"